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Tomas D.
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Funny Joke Jul 29, 2010 20:54:45 GMT -5

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Post by Tomas D. on Jul 29, 2010 20:54:45 GMT -5

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?"

Farmer: "Yeah, I want one those dayvorce's."

Attorney: "Well do you have any grounds?"

Farmer: "Yea, I got about 140 acres."

Attorney: "No you don't understand, do you have a case?"

Farmer: "No I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."

Attorney: "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge."

Farmer: "Yea, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

Attorney: "No, no, do you have a suit?"

Farmer: "Yes Sir, I got a suit, I wear it to Church on Sundays."

Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"

Farmer: "No sire, we both get up about 4:30."

Attorney: "Well is she a nagger or anything?"

Farmer: "No she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this Dayvorce!"

Tomas Davis

Formally knowen as: johndeereinsask

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treymo Moderator Proud Kansas Sandfarmer Posts: 1,458	Funny Joke Jul 29, 2010 21:04:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by treymo on Jul 29, 2010 21:04:19 GMT -5 That's Good.... ~TREY~
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shawntelaak Full Member Farmer By Choice Posts: 448	Funny Joke Jul 29, 2010 22:05:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shawntelaak on Jul 29, 2010 22:05:33 GMT -5 ha ha ha. thats a good one.
	I might not be the best farmer, but i will sure make a great person because i'm doing something that everybody else fears to try except a farmer.

Ricky Boyce Full Member Formely Massey6180 Posts: 447	Funny Joke Jul 30, 2010 6:19:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ricky Boyce on Jul 30, 2010 6:19:22 GMT -5 Thtas funny good one Tomas!

Quinton DeDecker Senior Member "I'm a farm kid and Dam Proud of it" Posts: 1,666	Funny Joke Jul 30, 2010 15:15:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Quinton DeDecker on Jul 30, 2010 15:15:42 GMT -5 hahaha nice
	I'm a small kid with dreams as high as the sky, but will drive nothin but CASE IH.

tp24c Guest	Funny Joke Jul 30, 2010 22:58:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by tp24c on Jul 30, 2010 22:58:28 GMT -5 Nice

Aaron Jensen Full Member Posts: 390	Funny Joke Jul 31, 2010 14:39:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Aaron Jensen on Jul 31, 2010 14:39:31 GMT -5 Haha Nice one!
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johndeere9430 Senior Member Posts: 568	Funny Joke Jul 31, 2010 16:18:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by johndeere9430 on Jul 31, 2010 16:18:06 GMT -5 haha thats a good one

The Lunchbox Senior Member Posts: 608	Funny Joke Jan 4, 2011 19:53:52 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Lunchbox on Jan 4, 2011 19:53:52 GMT -5 Funny
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djt14 Guest	Funny Joke Jan 4, 2011 22:01:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by djt14 on Jan 4, 2011 22:01:36 GMT -5 thats a good one

magnum 7240 Senior Member Posts: 1,232	Funny Joke Jan 4, 2011 22:38:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by magnum 7240 on Jan 4, 2011 22:38:24 GMT -5 thats a good one
	Nothing kills a Deere better than a Magnum

Brad Conley Full Member The best part about model farming----no fuel cost Posts: 321	Funny Joke Jan 6, 2011 15:19:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Brad Conley on Jan 6, 2011 15:19:01 GMT -5 nice one!
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G&G farms Senior Member Posts: 853	Funny Joke Jan 6, 2011 22:23:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by G&G farms on Jan 6, 2011 22:23:11 GMT -5 that one is pretty good
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