hunting

[Brad Conley]

An Indian guide, hunter and an idiot go hunting at the Indian's cabin (behind the casino)

the Indian goes out and comes back with a bear

the idiot asks "how did you get that??"
the Indian replies "I find tracks, I follow tracks, I see bear, I shoot bear."

next day, the hunter comes back with an elk

the idiot asks "how did you get that?"
the hunter replies "I find tracks, I follow tracks, I see elk, I shoot elk."

the next day, the idiot goes hunting, and comes back with torn clothes, bruises, broken bones, and blood all over.
the indian and hunter ask "what happened?"

the Idiot replies "I find tracks, I follow tracks, I see train, I shoot train, but train no stop!"

[steiger9330]

haha that's pretty funny.

[djt14]

lmao that ones even better than the last one that ones worth telling...thanks for sharing

[ManitobanFarmerKid]

thats good, I've heard many different variations of this joke before.

[9870stsbulletrotor]

thats a good one. I've heard this one before

[Tim Carlson]

Good one.. New one for me..

[farmboy64]

haha thats pretty good