Post by ManitobanFarmerKid on Jan 22, 2011 20:53:38 GMT -5
A first-grader comes home from school with the assignment of learning the first five letters of the alphabet.
He goes to his baby brother and asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is.
The toddler replies: "Ur ugly!"
He then goes to his older sister, who is talking on the phone to her boy-friend, and asks her what the second letter of the alphabet is.
She replies: "Same time tommorrow, honey honey."
He then gose and asks his teenage brother, who is watching cartoons, what the third letter of the alphabet is.
He replies: "SUPERMAN!"
After this, he goes to his father, who is listening to the radio, and asks him what the fourth letter of the alphabet is.
He replies by saying: "I live in a garbage can"
Finally he goes to his mother, who is baking buns in the kitchen, and asks her what the fifth letter of the alphabet is.
She replies: "My buns are burning, my buns are burning."
So the next day the kid goes to school, and the teacher asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is?
He replies proudly: "Your ugly!"
Flustered, the teacher asks him if he wants to go to the principle's office?
He replies: "Same time tommorrow, honey honey."
After being marched to the principle's office, the principle asks the young man who he is?
The boy shouts: "SUPERMAN!"
The principle then asks where the boy lives?
He sings: "I live in a garbage can!"
The principle throws the boy onto his lap and gives him a good spanking.
The boy cries out: "My buns are burning, my buns are burning!!"
He goes to his baby brother and asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is.
The toddler replies: "Ur ugly!"
He then goes to his older sister, who is talking on the phone to her boy-friend, and asks her what the second letter of the alphabet is.
She replies: "Same time tommorrow, honey honey."
He then gose and asks his teenage brother, who is watching cartoons, what the third letter of the alphabet is.
He replies: "SUPERMAN!"
After this, he goes to his father, who is listening to the radio, and asks him what the fourth letter of the alphabet is.
He replies by saying: "I live in a garbage can"
Finally he goes to his mother, who is baking buns in the kitchen, and asks her what the fifth letter of the alphabet is.
She replies: "My buns are burning, my buns are burning."
So the next day the kid goes to school, and the teacher asks him what the first letter of the alphabet is?
He replies proudly: "Your ugly!"
Flustered, the teacher asks him if he wants to go to the principle's office?
He replies: "Same time tommorrow, honey honey."
After being marched to the principle's office, the principle asks the young man who he is?
The boy shouts: "SUPERMAN!"
The principle then asks where the boy lives?
He sings: "I live in a garbage can!"
The principle throws the boy onto his lap and gives him a good spanking.
The boy cries out: "My buns are burning, my buns are burning!!"
