Post by broncoholic on Feb 5, 2011 19:00:23 GMT -5
A man goes out hunting for bear, he takes his dog, gun, and some bait.
After a few hours of seeing nothing and snacking on the bait he becomes restless and has to relieve himself.
He finds a good tree leans his gun on a log and proceeds.
Soon his dog begins barking, he turns only to see a large bear behind him.
Afraid and unable to reach his gun he begins to plea to the bear,
the bear says I'll give you three choices 1. you give me your gun, 2. I eat your dog, or 3. I have my way with you.
Well the hunter thinking about it, not wanting to lose his prized hunting dog, and loved to hunt so he didn't want to lose his gun either, agreed to the 3 option.
This hapened three days in a row, and all three days he chose the same option, on the fourth day same scenario, the bear finally says "you didn't come out here to hunt did you."
After a few hours of seeing nothing and snacking on the bait he becomes restless and has to relieve himself.
He finds a good tree leans his gun on a log and proceeds.
Soon his dog begins barking, he turns only to see a large bear behind him.
Afraid and unable to reach his gun he begins to plea to the bear,
the bear says I'll give you three choices 1. you give me your gun, 2. I eat your dog, or 3. I have my way with you.
Well the hunter thinking about it, not wanting to lose his prized hunting dog, and loved to hunt so he didn't want to lose his gun either, agreed to the 3 option.
This hapened three days in a row, and all three days he chose the same option, on the fourth day same scenario, the bear finally says "you didn't come out here to hunt did you."
